CASTLE ROBOT

Deep in the Neon Tropical Jungles of Liminaland, amongst iguanodon•s and Phoenix•s, pink dolphin•s and Pegasus•s, lived the Legendary Jungle Ninja. Master of Intergalactic Music

The honor was bestowed unto me, that I may apprentice under his tutelage of tunes. He taught me the ways of the raccoon•s whomps, chirps of the cockatoo•s chimes, lyrics of the leopard•s purrs, dope dance moves of the fennec fox, and the rhythm of Radical Love

One day after a fiercely fun tree log drumming lesson, he shook infinitrillion sparkles of minuscule disco balls + cosmic chord codes and pronounced:

ARISE! You are now ready to take all you have learned, infused with your essence + spread it to the farthest reaches of planet earth and beyond. I dub thee : : : 

CASTLE ROBOT 

May the power of the magical realms of royal heavenly Castle whompitude blend seamlessly with the techy techtron Robot activated intelligence… a Masterful sound. Infuse it with the Angel Avatar Rockstar inside and the foundations of the skies shall shake 

And so I bowed to my teacher and friend, packed my satchel of music and played from underwater balls to interstellar raves

From time to time I’ll pop up at renegade shindigs on Earth and bring the boogie disco beats

Catch me if you can and dance from dawn until dusk + dusk until dawn

Castle Robot always ready to bring it

Dear Earthling•s,

Proceed to Party